Quote Database

#236 (+|-) (Rated: -1)
Craig: hmmm....thought I was going mad then....forgot how to change who I show up as when liking page poasts..lol
Craig: and wtf is a poast????
Craig: lol

#235 (+|-) (Rated: -1)
Zac
Well it would be colder outside silly
Craig
yeah...I get that
but a 10 degree difference
Zac
It's a 4' difference not 10
Craig
no it's not
outside temp is 16
inside temp is 27
Zac
20 - 16 = 4
Craig
so actually an 11 degree difference
Zac
I was looking at the time LMAO
Craig
pmsl!!!!

#234 (+|-) (Rated: -8)
<HeadGuru> Yes keep it shit, or I will shut it for you lol
<HeadGuru> OMFG shut* keep it shut*

#233 (+|-) (Rated: -16)
<HeadGuru> I have to cook some dick and balls soon. Gonna be yummy!
* Vista tries really hard to be mature:-|
* Vista tries really really hard not to burst out laughing

#232 (+|-) (Rated: -10)
<.HeadGuru> I cant finger anyone, not even myself :O :'(

#231 (+|-) (Rated: -14)
<HeadGuru> And I could not even finger you :O

#230 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
Zac: Now slowly frying my breasts so I can then begin making my chicken chow mein. Like frying my breasts slowly. Better that way …

#229 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
Zac: Sorry was making a coffee and putting my fingers in the oven to cook

#228 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
Craig: ooh....nice....bill gates apparantly wants to give me a 5 million dollar 'donation'
Craig: lol
Craig: makes me wonder how many poeple actually fall for those e-mails
Craig: actually....it's not a donation he wants to give me...it's a 'dontion'
Craig: lol
Craig: makes it look even less legit when they can't spell properly

#227 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
Zac: Don't think we are gonna have many quickies like that lol

#226 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

#225 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
Zac: Can you configure it to have sex with the laptop? That would keep your laptop happy 🙂 LOL AND NO QUOTE SYSTEM LOL

*yes quote system I think*

#224 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
Zac: That is nice. Oh I love my wireless moose lol
Zac: mouse actually not fucking moose

#223 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
Craig: hmmm...nice....I like this...lol
Zac: ?
Zac: Unless you tell me what it is you like it could be anything from sex to a cat

#222 (+|-) (Rated: -62)
Referring to peeling oranges:

Me: They need to make a machine that you can put a peeled orange into,  and it comes out unpeeled

#221 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
Zac: Happy New Year mate. Now you surely
can't tell me your not in 209 by now 😛
Craig: nope...i'm not in 209....i'm in 2019 😛

#220 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
<Tracer[Quoting]> a friend of mine told me once that he is so unlucky that if he would fall into a barrel of nipples, he would come out sucking his thumb
<eelhovercraft> The concept of a barrel full of nipples frightens me

#219 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
Craig Turner: /me loads up the quote database, and gently strokes his screen while thinking how wierd it looks

#218 (+|-) (Rated: -66)
Craig: yep
Craig: I'll keep everything crossed for you
Craig: hmm....actually...maybe not everything *winces*
😜
Zac: Don't cross your balls, they will turn blue. And blue balls aren't a good thing LOL
Zac: OMG stop reading my mind 😕
Craig: lol

#217 (+|-) (Rated: -56)
Craig: i'll terminate the account for your old domain
Zac: I don't like the sound of that
I don't like being 'terminated'

#215 (+|-) (Rated: -63)
Darkpsy__ (~ident@71.60.142.24) has joined, but is a Clone of Guest9205  «6 people»
Guest9205 «~ident@71.60.142.24» has Quit iRC (Connection reset by peer) «5 people»
<Vista> lol....it's getting longer O_O

#214 (+|-) (Rated: -42)
<.Vista> so enabling the firewall just changes the route on the switch to send it fm thereo the firewall
<.Vista> and damn that sentence really got messed up:-|
<.Vista> I think my insert key got pressed somehow
<.Vista> which is odd as this laptop doesn't appear to have an insert key
<.Vista> ah...it does....just noticed it
<.Vista> insert was disabled

#213 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
* .Vista yawns
<.Ace> Ace shoves a whole pizza in Vista 's mouth and laughs while watching them choke
* .Vista ynaws
<.Ace> Ace svheos a wohle pziza ni Vista 's mtouh nad lhguas wihle wtchniag tehm cohke:-P

#212 (+|-) (Rated: -65)
<.Vista> !8ball does the server need a reboot?
<.Ace>  8Ball Response: Hell no!
<.Vista> !8ball are you sure? you're responding a little slowly
<.Ace>  8Ball Response: Are you kidding!?
<.Vista> !8ball are you sure? you're responding a little slowly
<.Ace>  8Ball Response: No
<.Vista> !8ball does the server need a reboot?
<.Ace>  8Ball Response: Hell no!
<.Vista> stupid bot
<.Ace> stupid human:-|

#211 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
<Vista> I forgot you were logged into it
<Vista> firewall might have got you
<Vista> one sex
<Vista> *sec

#210 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
[Lord-Data] Id like to know.. Who discovered cows could be milked, and WTF WAS HE DOING!?

#209 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
Zac: Not good for me cause you won’t send it to me now Lollipop
Zac: Fuck LOL 😂

#208 (+|-) (Rated: -61)
Zac: When you get this PING please PONG me. Thanks

#207 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
Zac: You can office off now also

#206 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
Ace (ecA@legend-7494CF05.csc2ya.co.uk) has joined, but is a Clone of Vista & Vista  «4 people»

#205 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
Zac: You can trust me! With the quote system 😇
I’m a good boy! lmfao
Craig: pfft!!!
yeah right
Zac: Fucking poof yourself lol
Damn it. pfft even
Craig: lmao

#204 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
Zac: Carl Alt Del
OMFG. Ctrl
Craig: I was going to say...who's Carl?😂
Zac: Carl was my high school boyfriend lol
Stay away from that fuckin database too!!!

#203 (+|-) (Rated: -47)
Zac: Which is good cause I need to eat. So gonna cook fish fuckers
Zac: Damn it fingers not fuckers

#202 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
Zac: Good it’s working already Bahama
Bahaha*

#201 (+|-) (Rated: -54)
Zac: Again. You sick
Fuck it. Suck***

#200 (+|-) (Rated: -60)
Zac: You scissors
Damn it. You suck!

#199 (+|-) (Rated: -45)
Zaccy Drayson: Don't you fuck with my backend

#198 (+|-) (Rated: -51)
wtf....that didn't look as though I spelt housing right. I asked my amazon echo to spell it...it gave me the spelling of helsinki instead:-| Now it's telling me how to spell england:-S stupid deaf alexa:-p

#197 (+|-) (Rated: -49)
I can Zoe that. But let's get this going again.
Zoe?
lol
see not Zoe DYAC

#196 (+|-) (Rated: -53)
Mario «~Mario@A1A3A8A4.66ADA0E3.10D4D702.IP» has Quit iRC (Broken pipe) «74 people»
<@Squirrel> well if anyone was going to fall down a broken pipe its best it was mario

#195 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
<nemovc>i once found the text strings stored in the bios of my old 286. not far from the standard "Keyboard error, press F1 to continue." message was "CPU not found. System halted."
<nemovc>i always wondered how they intended to display that message

#194 (+|-) (Rated: -52)
<Javin> God I need to do laundry.
<Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch.
<Doh_> catch?
<Doh_> you mean there mOVING?
<Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes.
<Doh_> heh

#193 (+|-) (Rated: -50)
<@Yenkaz> "You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons."
<@Yenkaz> i mean.. wtf
<@Yenkaz> I'd admire anyone capable of using itunes to produce any weapon of mass destruction

#192 (+|-) (Rated: -44)
<ambrness> DEVICE=eth0
<ambrness> BOOTPROTO=static
<ambrness> BOARDCAST=203.21.86.255
<ambrness> HAHAH... no wonder it had probs
<ambrness> curse having an admin who speaks english as a second language

#191 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
|+p|ThinkRusty87| lol
|+p|ThinkRusty87| what one of you msged me on searchirc
|+p|ThinkRusty87| well if im not 'welcome here' why havent i been banned?.... also whoever messaged me saying "spamming doesnt get you users".... if YOU had users actually on here, lol
|+p|ThinkRusty87| and dns is down atm.. host is down
|+p|ThinkRusty87| custom php site, custom ajax webchat, custom ircx server-side
|+p|ThinkRusty87| and a 10 server link]
|+p|ThinkRusty87| better than this piece of shit... actually will have users and a site
|+p|ThinkRusty87| dont message me again on searchirc

*At least I don't spam other servers to try and get users*

#190 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
<.Vista> damn
<.Vista> both my eggdrops forgot who I am:-S
<.Vista> had to wipe their userfiles then re-identify to them
<.Vista> !8ball am I really that easily forgotten?
<.Ace>  8Ball Response: ..Sure?

#189 (+|-) (Rated: -55)
<Charles> The best story involves a bestiality site. No, really, it does.

There was this bestiality site that used our software. I don't even remember what it was now but we would get calls quite often. People would call and say "I would like to cancel my account" and we would try to find them in our database. After quite a bit of looking we would say "well this is for IPS right" and they would say "no it's for animal lovers anonymous" ...

Then of course there's the awkward silence. Where you now know that the person on the other end of the phone likes Bambi a bit too much. So then you have to say "um I think you're calling the wrong people" ...

Then there's another awkward silence where THEY now know that YOU know that they enjoy cuddling with Snoopy on cold evenings.

It was a combination of creepy and amusing at the same time. This went on for a couple months actually.

#188 (+|-) (Rated: -57)
<zed> I wonder what kind of look my dad would give me if I said "dpkg dash
      dash purge coca dash cola" as I chucked an empty coke bottle into
      the recycling bin.

#187 (+|-) (Rated: -58)
<Baby-d> I set up a shoutcast last night while I was pretty wasted, it's fuckin tight though
<SilverJag> I guess
<Baby-d> you guess!?!
<Baby-d> show some more enthusiasim!
<Baby-d> :)
<SilverJag> I cant I have diahreaa

#186 (+|-) (Rated: -59)
<Angelic> the best ones are the people who call up claiming to be network admins
<Angelic> and you can tell its a total lie
<Angelic> I had a "network admin" call once stating that he had the house wired with cat5 when it was built
<Angelic> so he should be able to connect all 6 computers to the internet without a router ot hub
<Angelic> wanted to know why the tech insisted it couldnt be done
<Angelic> I asked him what was going to assign the dynamic addresses and he said the house